The Adventures of Bear Gills

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xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

"You should think happy thoughts!"

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cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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thefrogman:

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thefrogman:

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spanish and italian:

So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french:

haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german:

LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english:

*shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic:

the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish:

here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese:

subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh:

sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese:

here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic:

so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin:

here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language:

If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian:

idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek:

so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

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twosillycorgis:

She does this wookie yell whenever she wants pets so I thought this outfit was only fitting.